Are you one of those people who constantly ruins? If there is a piece of paper in my hand, I’ll shred it to pieces. A pen is guarantied to be chewed to destruction. A tissue will never see the light of day once in my embrace. None of my dolls had heads, arms, or legs when I was a kid. My books are all underlined with big tick marker, not to mention the R-rated curses I write in the margin. My Teflon pots and pans live at most a year. The box of tissue on my table will have drawings on it, and it will eventually be torn into pieces. The label on my bottled water will be immediately removed and will enjoy eternal happiness in the nearest garbage bin. The soda can I drink from will be divided in half and smashed carefully. I was wondering today, what else I’ve fucked up in my life!